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All Women Are Whores Part III

In the building phase, I tentatively called this article, “Men Are Better Than Women At Being Nerds.” That’s true on its own, but what I’m going to talk about here is so much bigger and more bombastic...

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Top Ten Reasons Men Are Better Than Women

MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached 200,000 visitors early this morning, so I thought I would mark the occasion by posting a very special top ten list of the top ten ways in which men are better than...

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Germain Greer is a Cunt (And a Whore) Part II

After writing my original article entitled Germaine Greer is a Cunt, I did some research on the dear lady doctor. After all, I did come at “Dr.” Greer like a venomous Ferrari (I’m sure I’m not the...

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All Women Hate Guns

Guns are awesome. In fact, a gun is the manliest thing there is. I take that back. The manliest thing there is would be a hot car or some kind of super motorcycle with guns attached to it. In that...

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Miracle Cure for ED

I heard about something called ED last night. Apparently that stands for Erectile Dysfunction and it’s a problem for some fabricated percentage of men. It should be called SW not ED. That stands for...

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Manly Man Men: Stephen Colbert

I only had to watch the Colbert Report a few times to realize Stephen Colbert deserved a spot of honor among the Manliest Man Men of our day. Please note this is not to be confused with the Manliest...

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Nicolas Cage – Lord of Men

Have you ever had sex with a woman who loves Nicolas Cage? No you haven’t, because no woman loves Nicolas Cage. All women hate Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage is so great and he knows it — that’s why. He’s...

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All Women Are Worse Than Rapists

Are rapists who are men really that bad? Yes. They’re evil. But are they worse than regular women? No. Your average woman and also every other woman who considers herself to be above average or special...

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Women Admit Defeat

Yesterday, MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, the website devoted to the infinity of ways in which men are better than women — and all the no ways in which women are better or even as good as men, was brought...

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Women Invented Taxes: Part 1

Two things in life are inevitable: taxes and women’s fuckups. Holy shit! What if they’re actually the same thing? They are the same thing! Women invented taxes. Let’s take a look at all the precious...

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Women Invented Taxes: Part 2

It’s getting closer and closer to tax time. I can feel the day coming the way I feel the coming of a bumbling fuck up some woman is about to make at my expense. Like when you’re introducing a hot new...

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Life In A Cage

When I think of a man I think of several things: successful, smells great, nuclear explosions of brilliance and poignancy. When I think of a woman, I usually think of something retarded, like a mule or...

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Fat Girls Are Obsessed With Marriage

Fat girls are obsessed with marriage. Their big fat mindsets are warped around the concept of “get all you can”, like a lumped wad of peanut butter and jelly sandwich around the Star Wars thermos...

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Cheating Army Wives Deserve the Death Penalty

Women have been cheating on men since the beginning of time. The first woman, Eve, cheated on her man with a snake. That snake’s name was “The Devil”. A while ago, I was talking to a woman about my...

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Want to Know What a Million Looks Like? Ask a Man.

MenAreBetterThanWomen.com reached one million hits this week, which is more hits than any stupid woman’s website has ever gotten. If you want to know what a million of anything good looks like: a...

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Motive Means Nothing; or The Church of Feelings

If I gave $20,000 to an orphanage because I wanted orphans to be happy, a bunch of orphans would be happy and everyone would agree that I’m a fucking great guy. If I gave $20,000 to an orphanage...

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The Etymology of Chivalry

While on the Dr. Phil program, a woman accused me of being chivalrous. Now I’m never one to argue with a woman. For example, if a woman wants to get smacked around by her boyfriend every time she runs...

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Feminism Is A Business

Feminism is the idea that women should be treated like children. Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? That’s okay. Give it another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules....

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Marriage Is A Business

In 2006, 86 billion dollars was blown on weddings. This number is misleading, however, as it does not include all the bullshit newly married women buy in an effort to wash the stain of ex-girlfriend...

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Top Ten Reasons Marriage is Stupid

I would never marry a woman who hated me enough to let me go through with it. Marriage is fucked and stupid and the second fastest way any young man can ruin his life. The first fastest way is by...

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